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Post by jbarrett on Jan 27, 2009 10:45:26 GMT -6
Wait, dont do that.alright listen I can get you alcohol.Im going to a party right now bro, okay its got booze, its got girls..booze and girls equals...i dont know.do you?I dont know.do you?I think you do...do you?
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Post by wood338P on Jan 27, 2009 20:49:09 GMT -6
Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, #$$face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*$#ing strategy, all right?
Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
... I am McLovin!
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Post by Brevin Bond on Jan 27, 2009 22:43:12 GMT -6
May we see your identification? McLovin? That's a cool name. Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "F$%^".
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Post by wood338P on Jan 28, 2009 11:38:08 GMT -6
i believe he was vietnamese and it was spelled with a ph but it was still pretty shocking to see on a license...
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 28, 2009 11:48:41 GMT -6
You could always subscribe to a site like perfect ten, I mean...that could be anything...it could be like a bowling site.
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Post by melissajohnson on Jan 28, 2009 12:55:28 GMT -6
Shush up, Nancy! ;D
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 28, 2009 13:06:47 GMT -6
Hey man, did you touch my drum set?
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Post by melissajohnson on Jan 28, 2009 13:45:07 GMT -6
Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with?
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Post by bradgebhardt on Jan 28, 2009 15:01:38 GMT -6
John Stamos! Favorite dinosaur?
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Post by melissajohnson on Jan 28, 2009 16:21:30 GMT -6
Philosoraptor! Did we just become best friends??? ;D Gotta go.... don't want to miss the Catalina Mixer!
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Post by wood338P on Jan 28, 2009 17:01:18 GMT -6
its the f@#king CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!!! pow!!!!!
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but what he really meant was "Stop being a f*#king dinosaur and get a job".
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 28, 2009 17:21:38 GMT -6
Im sorry , are you saying pow? POW POW!!!!
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Post by wood338P on Jan 28, 2009 18:11:26 GMT -6
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Post by hillarybarrett on Jan 29, 2009 17:46:21 GMT -6
Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
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Post by melissajohnson on Jan 30, 2009 8:19:14 GMT -6
It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities! (Take THAT, Nancy!!! ) Keep Cluckin, PG2......
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