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Post by wood338P on Jan 8, 2009 22:04:31 GMT -6
Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
nuts, Harris.
Ah...Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 9, 2009 9:17:53 GMT -6
Crisco, Bardol, Vagisil, any one of them will give you another 2-3 inch's drop on your curve ball...of course if the umps are watching I just rub a little jalapeo up my nose..get it running..and if I need to load the ball up I just wipe my nose.
I havent got an arm like you kid so I put anything I can get on it!
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Post by patrogers on Jan 9, 2009 9:51:29 GMT -6
"Let me get this straight. You put snot on the ball"
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Post by chrishunter on Jan 9, 2009 11:24:11 GMT -6
eeeeuuuhhh.dont shake his hand
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Post by bradgebhardt on Jan 9, 2009 15:38:45 GMT -6
No he put the ball in snot. duh  |
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Post by tinamurphy on Jan 9, 2009 22:43:27 GMT -6
well I can think of worse things to put on it..........what the hell are ya guys talkin about?  ?? or do I not want to know.........(is this like the TOP GUN thing)? IS WINTER F------- OVER YET! |
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Post by wood338P on Jan 10, 2009 8:49:29 GMT -6
Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night at the lounge, hell of a dancer, you must be very proud.. and That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance
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Post by wood338P on Jan 23, 2009 9:57:17 GMT -6
jimmie....... You complete me.
haha
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 23, 2009 10:00:13 GMT -6
I honestly think you took on the shape of a unicorn during your last post
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Post by wood338P on Jan 23, 2009 12:31:35 GMT -6
unicorns kick @$$ dude!
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Post by wood338P on Jan 24, 2009 17:19:34 GMT -6
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Post by davidhearn on Jan 25, 2009 15:17:44 GMT -6
does anyone around here have any odd jobs that my friend Adam could do to occupy his time in the off season. J/K
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Post by wood338P on Jan 26, 2009 6:13:01 GMT -6
"champ here, im all about having fun... you know, go to someones house and start a fire in their kitchen... maybe go to seaworld and take my pants off." - champ kind
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 26, 2009 9:55:03 GMT -6
Im gonna be totally honest with you.I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime...okay?There.Mercy street guys.
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Post by wood338P on Jan 26, 2009 17:42:51 GMT -6
haha. sounds like she totally wants it man.. whos gonna give it to her? YOU, thats who! WHEW!!! so you guys got myspace???
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?? or do I not want to know.........(is this like the TOP GUN thing)? IS WINTER F------- OVER YET!