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Post by jacklyn on Jan 2, 2009 11:48:24 GMT -6
We had this subject on another board I go to. It was entertaining. Either at the race track or bench racing in a shop somewhere. Lets see what you guys come up with.
Jacklyn
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Post by chadisley on Jan 2, 2009 18:06:51 GMT -6
at the ultimate 64 at mt. park dragway in June(very, very hot) Jared Pennington says "my underwear would be soaked right now if I had any on". About 2 minutes later he says, "it's so hot out here that the clothes i have laid out for tomorrow are soaked"
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Post by robfisher on Jan 2, 2009 19:19:43 GMT -6
"I am so hungry that my stomach thinks my throat is cut" Come on Bill Little where is your book full ;D  ?? |
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Post by chadisley on Jan 2, 2009 22:17:16 GMT -6
speaking of bill little, when asked what happened when you lost, he said "i think there is a short circuit somewhere between the steering wheel and the driver's seat" I could go on and on with him. Most of it is R rated though.
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Post by jbarrett on Jan 3, 2009 9:00:14 GMT -6
Watching S/Stock eliminations,in the stands the guy next to me says, Holy **** ol boy just freight trained that cat through like he was on PINKS!
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Post by wood338P on Jan 3, 2009 10:58:34 GMT -6
hey jacklyn, how bout the bill little story about the guys and the girls in the two separate hotel rooms? HAHAHA best ever punchline right there.... Trust me, this is the end all story. just cant tell it cuz it might offend someone. LOL  |
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Post by jacklyn on Jan 3, 2009 20:16:34 GMT -6
;)remind me at the practice tree race and I'll tell it.
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Post by jacklyn on Jan 3, 2009 20:20:36 GMT -6
You guys know we could start a thread on just bill little one-liners!!!!!! |
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Post by robfisher on Jan 3, 2009 23:32:47 GMT -6
I was standing by the finish line at ccd where Bill always sits on his golf cart and he seen an unattractive girl and he said " you have to have a grudge against your - - - - to - - - - her " . If your good at wheel of fortune , you might be able to solve this puzzle.
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Post by jarrodwisdom on Jan 5, 2009 11:38:12 GMT -6
Donovan was at St Louis one day with a relatively slow car. Bill told him that he could open the doors on his car and the wind would blow it down the track faster than Donovan could drive his POS.
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Post by melissajohnson on Jan 5, 2009 16:32:01 GMT -6
Jake took his dragster to our local car show.... one little boy was really tickled to sit in it but looked puzzled. When he got out, he asked how Jake can make those left turns (circle track)? (The best part was when the dad told him that was a good question.....) ;D
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Post by chrishunter on Jan 5, 2009 18:11:22 GMT -6
if your not first your last! ricky bobby  |
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Post by melissajohnson on Jan 5, 2009 19:22:08 GMT -6
Oh yeah... heard this one watching SuperCross this weekend: "It aint braggin' if you can back it up...." (Some good smack talk was going on....) |
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Post by wood338P on Jan 5, 2009 20:58:35 GMT -6
im just a big ol' hairy american winning machine!!!!!!
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Post by Brevin Bond on Jan 5, 2009 23:12:53 GMT -6
i wake up in the morning and (pee) excellence. - Ricky bobby!
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